About
Tess Vance

Tess Vance

I write about building baseline strength without turning my entire apartment into a commercial gym. Most days I am just trying to stretch my hamstrings without pulling something.

I have a metal kettlebell sitting right in the middle of my living room floor. It acts as a permanent tripod for my winter coat. I bought it three years ago during a sudden burst of midnight motivation, thinking I was going to transform my entire body in thirty days. I used it twice, threw my back out because I had terrible form, and let it collect dust. That was the day I realized fitness culture online is mostly just people selling equipment you do not need.

The equipment trap People talk about getting in shape like it requires a massive financial investment. You see ads for adjustable dumbbells that cost more than a month of groceries and resistance bands that snap after three uses. I spent my early twenties buying into every fitness trend on the internet. I bought special shaker bottles, expensive protein powders that tasted like chalk, and a pull-up bar that permanently damaged my doorframe. None of it made me stronger. It just made my bedroom look like a sporting goods warehouse.

What you will find in my notes I focus entirely on bodyweight movements, simple progressive overload, and stubborn consistency. You will see my notes on tracking basic push-ups, figuring out how to squat without knee pain, and why I stopped caring about fitness trackers that judge my sleep score. I skip the heavy bodybuilding advice and the aggressive transformation stories here. I am terrible at advanced lifting, and I leave that entirely alone.

My own limits I am incredibly lazy about meal prepping. If a routine requires me to spend three hours on a Sunday weighing chicken breasts, I am going to quit by week two. I keep my workouts short, boring, and repeatable. I still struggle with consistency, but I take a lot of deep breaths and write my actual progress down in a cheap composition notebook.